标题:Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
艺人:Flight Of The Conchords
专辑:HBO One Night Stand
作词:Brett & Jermaine
作曲:Clement, McKenzie
制谱人:Anthony McMaster
节拍:♩ = 100
key:1
shiningyyy Bret: They call me the rhymenocerous Not because I'm fat Not because I've got birds on my back Because I'm horny, I'm horny When I'm on the mic I'm like global warming You can't ignore me In the bedroom I'm the gentleman All the ladies come before me Check your yellow pages I'm a registered rhymenaecologist Now I'm passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus Jemaine: They call me the hiphop-potamus My lyrics are bottomless Bret (spoken)Is that it? Jemaine(spoken)Yeah Bret: Sometimes my rhymes are obscene Described as smutty, pornographic scene that's r18 They're so filthy, I feel guilty I have to rinse my mouth out with Listerine Like when I rap about those bitches smothered in margarine Hahahaha (gun sound affects) (spoken)Sorry about that, that was a bit violent Sorry about that one, you have a go jemaine: They call me the hiphop-potamus cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin off the top of this oesophageus Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus? Did Steve tell you? What's he got to do with it? Bloody Steve!! both guys: Other rappers diss me Say my rhymes are sissy What, what, what, why, why, why? jemaine: Be more constructive with your feedback Bret: Because I rap about reality both guys: Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea? Ain't no party like my nana's tea party Hey-ho bret: Freestyle, hiphop-potamus you do some freestyling jemaine: I'm freestylin just on the microphone On the bbc, on the bbc I'm just freestylin on the bbc Um British broadcasting company i'm just basically making this shit up as I go along Basically just free Just basically from the top of my dome Sometimes it's not so good My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all the lady listeners pregnant Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches know, should know I'm trying to correct this More lyrics: http://www./hiphop-potamus_vs_rhymenocerous_lyrics_flight_of_the_conchords.html All about Flight Of+The+Conchords: http://www./music/Flight+Of+The+Conchords
