Earache My Eye

by Scatterbrain
from the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble'
My mama's talkin' to me
She tells me how to live,
But I don't listen to her
'Cause my head is like a sieve.
Scatterbrain
My daddy he disowned me
'Cause I wear my sisters clothes,
He caught me in the bathroom
With a pair of pantyhose.
The basketball coach
Done kicked me off the team
For wearing hi-heel sneakers
And acting like a queen.
The world's coming to an end
And I don't even care,
And my long blonde hair.
And it don't bother me
If people think I'm funny,
'Cause i'm a big rock star
And I make a lot of money!
I'm so bloody rich,
I own apartment buildings,
Shopping centers, condominiums
And I only know three chords!
You fools - watch me now.