Nuthin' But A G Thang & Detox (Skit) (Live)

One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
'Cause you know we're 'bout to rip shit up

Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuttin' but a G thang, baby
Two loc'ed out niggaz, so we're crazy

Death Row is the label that pays me
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this, hell yeah
But uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand

From a young G's perspective
And before me dig out a bitch, I have to find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
And learnin' her man and at the same time, burnin' her man

Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
Yeah and that's realer than Real-Deal Holyfield
And now you hookers and hoes know how I feel

Well, if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

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Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom

Well I'm peepin' and I'm creepin' and I'm creep-in
But I damn near got caught 'cause my beeper kept beepin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax and strap on your seatbelt

You never been on a ride like this befo'
With a producer who can rap and control the maestro
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know and I know, I flow some ol funky shit

To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
On what me and my homey Snoop Dogg came to do

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It's like this and who gives a fuck about those?
So just chill, 'til the next episode

Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellafied gangsta lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a old batch of collard greens
It's the capital S, oh, yes, I'm fresh, N double O P
D O double G Y, D O double G, ya see

Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
Pimpin' hoes and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolomite
Yeah and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some motherfuckin' G shit

Hell, yeah, so Dre, whattup Dogg?
Gotta give 'em what they want, what's that, G?
We gotta break 'em off somethin', hell yeah
And it's gotta be bumpin', City of Compton

It's where it takes place so when asked, yo' attention
Mobbin' like a muh'fucker but I ain't lynchin'
Droppin' the funky shit that's makin' the sucka niggaz mumble
When I'm on the mic, it's like a cookie, they all crumble

Try to get close and your ass'll get smacked
My motherfuckin' homie Doggy Dogg has got my back
Never let me slip 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'

And I'ma continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
And if you bitches talk shit, I'll have to put the smack down
Yeah and you don't stop
I told you, I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock

But I'm never off, always on, to the break of dawn
C O M P T O N and the city they call Long Beach
Puttin' the shit together
Like my nigga D.O.C., "No One Can Do it Better"

Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and who gives a fuck about those?
So just chill, 'til the next episode