Golf Tournament (live)

(Mark)
Wheeeee!
Hey, know what?
Hang on.
I wanna make this like a big golf...

(Tom)
*Burps*
'scuse me!

(Mark)
'scuse Tom

(Tom)
Sorry

(Mark)
I wanna make this like a big golf tournament.
Everyone shut up.
Everybody just clap like it's a golf tournament.

(Tom)
Thats what it sounds like when I get done having sex ... fifteen-thousand people cheering me on.
I could take all of you in my bed right fuckin' now!
But you're not invited Mark!