Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?

There's a little girl
On my mind all the time, there's always one
Look what she's done...
She drank the tear from my eye, you know
I sure hate to lie, why can't you stay here?
Hey, hey, hey she's so pretty
Hey, hey, hey my friend
Hey, hey, hey I feel stupid... again
I'm all alone."
She took me back to her house
She pushes me down on the couch, she said
"Now it's all right, we're gonna be good friends cause the kissin' only
Leads to the end"
Hey, hey, hey she's so pretty
Hey, hey, hey my friend
Hey, hey, hey I feel stupid...