I Hate Jimmy Page (LP Version)

I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fu***n' around over someone elses hard on
I got the balls with the foul smelling dj
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I lick c*** I like it
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable, mineral, or ugh
I'm a bad a**, tell me I'm a bad a**
I don't need you and I don't need a break
If I wasn't here, I'd be out gettin' laid
Please, please please play the whole damn song
A two minute song is just one minute and fifty nine seconds too goddamn long
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate jimmy page
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Kick us faggots off the stage
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bite the future and f**k the past
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Cause my whole s**t will never last
I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like that song five year old pantyshot
Yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
Cause it's got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals
And fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head
Have every right to be there
I aint a girl just cause I rock the boat
I aint a boy just cause I rock your world
Bad boy, don't you f**k my dolly
Ill kiss my a** with a muthafuckin' smile on my face
And I get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me
Ill show ya how official midgets jack me off
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate jimmy page
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Kick us faggots off the stage
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bite the future and f**k the past
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Cause my whole s**t will never last
One day I'm a do the fu***n' ohhhhh
I'm a s***w the fu***n' ohhhh
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is
And there's no need to ask it
Put this out his back
And he wont break the s**t
I said that he's nothing
I said that he's nothing
I make the laws
I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down
Don't forget to f**k yourself
Youre so wrong with yo' jive you don't know me
Why the hell you come to gimmie this
Your so wrong with your jive now
There are some thigns in life I don't like
And thus is what I just did
So I took a big hit of who the f**k give a s**t
Yo not I, I am destined to die
And add to me means you don't have to ask me why

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate jimmy page
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Kick us faggots off the stage
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
F**k the future and bite the past
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Cause my whole s**t will never last
Ill show you how offical midgets f**k me off, oh baby
Ill show you how offical midgets jack me off, oh baby with the..
Ill show you how offical midgets jack me off
Ill show you how offical midgets jack me off