You Can Finally Meet My Mom

Don't cry when I die
When it's my time I probably won't die
I'll just lie down and close my eyes
and think about stuff
These eyes got too wise seen too much of life's goodbyes
Should have spent less time making loot
And spent more time in my birthday suit with you

And everybody upstairs, everybody downstairs
I'm not gonna have time to hang out with them

'Cause I'll be hanging out with you
Not Jimmy Hendrix, Jesus, or the dude
who played the sheriff in Blazing Saddles
You, not Chris Farley, Mr. Rogers, and oh I've waited so long
You can finally meet my mom

Life is good, with love it's better
Even Beiber ain't forever
We all got to go you know
So you might as well go in style
Everybody prayin, everybody singing
I'm not gonna have time to hang out with them

'Cause I'll be hanging out with you
Not Gilda Radner, Buddha or the dude
who had pop rocks and soda at the same time
You, not Jessie James, Paul Newman, and oh I've waited so long
You can finally meet my mom

I'm not making light of things
but who's to say who's right with things like this
There's so much that we miss
tryin so hard to be rich and famous,
pretty and thin, to win
It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young
So forget everything and just be with me here and now
for as long as we can, and whoever goes first save a spot

You, not Etta James, Bob Marley or the girls
who won my heart along the way
you, not Sitting Bull, Ella or Bach and I almost forgot
Oh, and I almost forgot
You can finally meet my mom
You can finally meet my mom
You can finally meet my mom
You can finally meet my mom

No Steve Jobs or Ty Cobb, no Al Capone or any other mob
Whitney Houston, no Chet Baker, Andre the Giant or The Undertaker
Just you
You can finally meet my mom
You can finally meet my mom
You can finally meet my mom
You can finally meet my mom