What Happened

Three, four

Wake up in the morning
Clock says half past one
I have no sunglasses as I step into the sun

There's no recollection
Of the evil things I've done
Head feels like I must have had some fun

what happened?

Last thing I remember
I was chillin' at a party
Pinchin' girlie's asses
I was drinking recklessly

I know I did something
Lord what could it be?
Woke up in the morning
And all my friends hate me

What happened?

Oh yeah, play it boy wonder

What am I doing here?
Who is this girl in my bed?
What is this shit on my face?
My God, what is that awful smell?

She may be an angel
She may be a queen
She might be
Black, white, american, indian or japanese

What happened?

Threw a bottle at the bouncer
Didn't think that he was cool
Pissed in someones drink
And threw a bike into a pool

Drivin' down the side walk
like a drunken possesed fool
I broke every single traffic rule

Oh, what happened?

What happened?

Ohhhh, Let's go!

She may be an angel
She may be a queen
She might be
Black, white, american, indian or japanese