Counting Out Time

I'm
counting out time,
Got the whole thing down by numbers.
All those numbers!
Give me guidance!
O Lord I need that now.
The day of judgement's come,
And you can bet that I've been
resting for this testing,
Digesting
every word the experts say.

Erogenous Zones
I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I'd better
get it straight.
Went to buy a book before it's too late.
Don't leave
nothing to fate.
I studied every line,
every page in the book,
Now,
I've got the real thing here,
I'm gonna take a look,
take a look.
This is Rael!
I'm
counting out time,
hoping it goes like I planned it,
'cos I understand it.
Look! I've found the hotspots,
Figs 1-9.
still counting out time,
I got my finger on the button,
"Don't say nuttin,
just lie there still
And I'll get you turned on just fine."
Erogenous Zones
I love you.
Without you, what would a poor boy do?

Touch and go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.
Gotta remember all of my tricks.
There's heaven ahead
in No. 11!
Getting crucial
responses,
dilation of the pupils.
"Honey
get hip!
It's time to unzip,
to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!"

(Take it away Mr. Guitar)
- Move over Casanova -

I'm
counting out time,
reaction none to happy,
Please don't slap me,
I'm a red blooded male
and the book said I could not fail.
I'm counting out time,
I got unexpected distress from my mistress,
I'll get my money back
from the bookstore right away.
Erogenous Zones
I question you -
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
without you, what would a poor boy do?
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.