I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Live)

Oh, well imagine: 

as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, 

and I can't help but to hear, 

no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:

"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" 

says the bride's maid to a waiter.

"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, 
the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a 
"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face 
these kinds of things with a sense of poise rationality.

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!" 

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things 
with a sense of
oh 
Well in fact well I'll look at it this way, 

I mean technically our marriage is saved!

Well this calls for a toast, 
so pour the champagne! 

Oh! Well in fact well I'll look at it this way,

I mean technically our marriage is saved!

Well this calls for a toast,

so pour the champagne, 
pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a 
"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!" 

No, it's much better to 
face these kinds of things 
with a sense of poise rationality. 

I'd chime in 
"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better 
to face these kinds of things 
with a sense of poise rationality

Againnnnnn

I'd chime in 
"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!
no" 
It's much better 
to face these kinds of things 
with a sense of poison rationality. 

I'd chime in 
"Haven't you people ever heard of 
closing the goddamn door?!" 

No, it's much better 
to face these kinds of things 
with a sense of poison...rationality... 

Agaaaaaaaaaaain..

by HN.