Kung Fu

Kung fu, do what you do to me
I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong
With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh, Daniel-san made in Taiwan
Come on, Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Last night, Jackie Chan came 'round
I played pool with him and we hung out
Mr. Miagi and the X-Men
Called in for a while as well

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh, Daniel-san, made in Taiwan
Come on, Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Gary Glitter
Scooby Doo
Rock McMurray
And last, but not least
Ladies and gentleman
I give you
Johnny Wong

Kung fu, do what you do to me
I can't live without my kung fu movies
'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road'
My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed

Oh, I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh, Daniel-san, made in Taiwan
Come on, Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

I think it's strange
He's friends with Fu Manchu
And he's in love with you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh, Daniel-san, made in Taiwan
Come on, Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh