Mary Jane Holland

Lady of the 'dam
Won't be a slave to the blonde
or the culture of the popular
(She won't, she won't)
Sing at you I'll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
(I will, I will)

'Cuz I love love 'cuz I love love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers and cheap gin

Chorus:
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary Jane Holland, Whooh-Whooo
Mary Jane Holland, (Puff in, puff out!)

I don't like to boast
But our Truffles are the most
Mad magical in Amsterdam
(She won't, she won't)
So if you have fear, Apollo
Sit on my lyre and
Play him like a piano man
(I will, I will)

'Cuz I love love 'cuz I love love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers and cheap gin

[Chorus]

I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright because I am rich as piss
When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
The grass eats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout
Introducing, ladies and gentlemen... Mary Jane Holland!

[Chorus]

Mary Jane Holland, Whooh-Whooo
Mary Jane Holland, (Puff in, puff out!)

Mary Jane Holland, Whooh-Whooo
Mary Jane Holland, (Puff in, puff out!)

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Written by: Lady Gaga and Hugo Leclercq
Published by: Stefani Germanotta P/K/A Lady Gaga (BMI) Sony ATV Songs LLC/House of Gaga Publishing, LLC/GloJoe Music Inc. (BMI)and Warner Chappell Music Publishing
Produced by: Hugo Leclercq and Lady Gaga
Recorded by: Dave Russell and Benjamin Rice at Record Plant, Hollywood, CA
Assisted by: Benjamin Rice and Andrew Robertson
Mixed by: Manny Marroquin at Larrabee North Studios, Universal City, CA and Hugo Leclercq
at Popcultur studios, France
Assisted by: Chris Gal- land and Delbert Bowers
Guitars by: Ricky Tillo
Drum Programming by: Hugo Leclercq
Mastered by: Gene Grimaldi at Oasis Mastering, Burbank, CA