Best of Friends

I see Alaina in the distance
Shouting out a word,
Oh she runs through persistence
Oh her mind is so absurd

Oh love
Oh Lord
Jumping Janet to the end!
I wanna be your friend

I wanna be your best friend
I don't want you to be my girl
I wanna be your best friend
I don't want you to be my...

I see a witness Wendy
With her short hair and pistol boots,
Oh man she always ready
To take that love and finally shoot

Oh love
Oh Lord
Jumping Janet to the end!
I wanna be your friend

I wanna be your best friend
I don't want you to be my girl
I wanna be your best friend
I don't want you to be my...
I don't want you to be my...