I Am the Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt
Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the Eggman (whoo!)
They are the Eggmen (whoo!)
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm cry-'-ng (Ahhh!)
I'm crying
I'm cry-'- (whoooo!)

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the Eggman
They are the Eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the Eggman (Now, good sir, ...)
They are the Eggmen (... poor man, made tame to fortune's...)
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob

Expert texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
(Ho-ho-ho! Hee-hee-hee! Ha-ha-ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they schnied
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe

I am the Eggman (whoo!)
They are the Eggmen (whoo!)
I am the Walrus (whoo!)
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goob
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Jooba, jooba, jooba
Jooba, jooba
Jooba, jooba
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba)
Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Slave,
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) thou hast slain me:
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) - villain, take my purse:
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (If ever...)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (... bury my body;)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (... the letters which thou find'st about me)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (To)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (Edmund Earl of Gloucester;)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (seek him out)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (Upon the British party:)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (O, untimely)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (death!)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (I know thee well:)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (a serviceable villain;)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (As duteous to the vices of thy mistress)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (As badness would desire.)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (What, is he dead?)
Everybody's got one (Oompah, oompah) (Sit you down, father;)
Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) (rest you.-)