Fat Girl (Thar She Blows)

I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar.
I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car.
She said her name was debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craigs.
She had boobs like watermelons, and breath like rotten eggs.

I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes
'cause you're lookin' at me, like I'm a side of fries.
I wanna take your chubby ass, back to my place
Squirt my baby gravy, all over your face, yeahh.

Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more
Fat girl, she can't fit through the door
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!

I wanna prove to you, that my feelings are for real,
So I'm gonna buy you, a million happy meals.
I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me
I wanna sink my summer sausage, into that double-chin yeahh!

Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Fat girl, is ridin' my jock again
Fat girl, is snackin on my cock, again!
Ouch, don't bite!

*Guitar Solo*

My friends keep telling me, I must be going blind
You've got cottage cheese, all over your behind yeahh,
Even though some people point and laugh at us,
You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a buusss!!

Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again
Fat girl, where does your neck begin?
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun
Fat girl, you're really really tons of fun!
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
Woahohh, woahohh
Thar she blows!
You're my fat fat girl, oh
You know I really love you!
'cause you're my fat fat girl, oh

Haha, you're a cow!
Hey!
I love you!
I can't live without you!
Can't live without you!
Hey! *whistle*
*various animal noises*

It's like a jungle in my appartment dude!
All these hot bitches,
And that one fat girl ...