Sixteen Saltines

She's got stickers on her locker
And the boy's numbers there in magic marker
I'm hungry and the hunger will linger
I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers
Well every morning I deliver the news
Black hat white shoes and I'm red all over
She's got a pink mailbox that she puts out front
Garbage in
Garbage out
She's getting what she wants
Who's jealous
Who's jealous
Who's jealous
Who's jealous of who
If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do
But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else
Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you
Spike heels make a hole in a life boat
Drifting away when I'm talking and laughing as we float
I hear her whistle that's how I know she's home
Lipstick eyelash broke mirror broken home
Force fed forced meds 'til I drop dead
You can't defeat her
When you meet her you'll get what I said
The lord knows there's a method to her madness
But the lord's joke is a boat in a sea of sadness
She doesn't know but when she's gone I sit and drink her perfume
And I'm sure she's drinking too
But why where and what for and who
And I'm solo rowing on one side of the boat
Looking up throwing up
A lifesaver down my throat
Who's jealous
Who's jealous
Who's jealous
Who's jealous of who
Who's jealous
Who's jealous
Who's jealous
Who's jealous of who
Who's jealous
Who's jealous
Who's jealous
Who's jealous of who