Happy Birthday to Me

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you, it's my birthday
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say
It's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave
Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say

For 24 hours, you're wishing me well, 364 days I'm in hell
Oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Alone on my birthday

I'm going to Denny's 10 times today, no tip!
It's my birthday, so do what I say
Thanks mom didn't have an abortion
Or my birthday wouldn't be today
But I guess it's just my good fortune, my birthday's today, ok

For 24 hours you're wishing me well, 364 days I'm in hell
Oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Spank me!
Oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me

I can't believe you forgot my birthday
It's my birthday and you're wrecking it
Now it's just like every other day, you didn't do what I say
How could you forget my birthday?
That's really immature
Fuck you for forgettin my birthday, you didn't you what I say today

24 hours, no wishing well, now 365 days, I'm in hell, oh well
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me