Wtf Collective

First on the mic, MC Confusing

I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff takin' a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearin' purple backbacks
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah you're whack 'cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say "karate pencilcase" and put it on tape

Yo, I'm MC Insecure, what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
to be rhyming on this track 'cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse
And now I've got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
(Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! You guys go ahead and finish the song without me)

Yo, MC Amnesia, up in this bitch
Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch
Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something happened that was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME?
(Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)

Yo, I'm MC Public Urination, what what?
I'll take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk
Anytime anyplace I just whip out my cock
And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch
You other MCs can't handle this shit
You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public
You're running to a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick

Yo, MC Fatigue, yeah that's me.
Everytime I grab the mic I fuckin fall asleep
(snoring)

[MC Chorus Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the chorus
(It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the chorus
(And I really need the cash)
'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)

Yo, I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to yo place, I'll suck your dick"
I said "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic"

Yo I'm MC Gets Sidetracked Easily
My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that
Wait, what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked

Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, and 3
I really liked those movies but the fourth disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a fourth? They had a perfect trilogy

MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 and 3
Although I agree it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The fourth was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li

Yo, I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes
There we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes

Yo, I'm the MC with the Final Verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
But motherfuckers I don't really have the time
So fuck that and cut back to the chorus guy

[MC Chorus Guy]
I'm still singing the chorus
(Thank God we're almost done)
I hate singing the chorus
(Such a boring fucking job)
I'm gonna take my forty bucks
(That's what they're paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really drunk
(Masturbate then go to sleep)