Wi' Nae Wee Bairn Ye'll Me Beget

Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
Untwinkle, little ee

My ainly pang'll be regret
A maiden I will dee

But I'll turn into a nightingale
My song will warm thy heart

Well I'll turn into a threshing machine
And tear thy bird apart

But I'll turn into a vampire
And kiss you on the neck

Well I'll turn into a silver cross
And send thee back to Heck

But I'll turn into a hydrogen bomb
And atomize the air

Well I'll turn into a cockroach
And you'll see if I care

But I'll turn into a supernova
And burn up everything

Well I'll turn into a black little hole
And you'll turn into string

But I'll turn into God Himself

Well I will not believe in you
And then where will you be?