Bed and Breakfast Man

Well there's a man I know
At least I used to years ago
I didn't really mind

Of course he had to be fed
I had to give him a bed
He used to kip on my sofa
They used to call him a loafer

I've heard he's changed a lot since then
But some of his ways he just can't mend.

Till the other day
When he'd offer to pay
He didn't like his bed
He earned all he'd ever had

He didn't have no shame
He was a master at his game
He never showed his head
He was the bed and breakfast man

[Repeat x7]
Oh he was he was the bed and breakfast man