I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast
She don't use butter, she don't use cheese
She don't use jelly or any of these
She uses vaseline
Vaseline, vaseline
I know a guy who goes to shows
When he's at home and he blows his nose
He don't use tissues or his sleeve
He don't use napkins or any of these
He uses magazines
Magazines, magazines, magazines
I know a girl who reminds me of Cher
(Reminds me of Cher)
She's always changing the color of her hair
(She's always changing)
(The color of her hair)
She don't use nothing that you buy at the store
(She don't use nothing)
(That you buy at the store)
She likes her hair to be real orange
(She likes her hair to)
(Be real orange)
She uses tangerines
Tangerines, tangerines, tangerines
Tangerines, tangerines
