标题:Constipated With Lyrics
艺人:Weird Al Yankovic
节拍:
Moderate ♩ = 80
和弦:D5 A#sus2 F C Dm Gm
音轨:
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Track 1 - 钢弦吉他 Acoustic Guitar(steel)
注释:
uh huh...
Extra Cheese...
uh huh
Save a piece for me...
Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
Nineteen extra larges,
what a shame, no one came.
Just us, eating all alone.
you said "take the pizza home".
No sense letting all this
go to waste, so then i faced
pizza all day, and every day.
There's cheese 'round the clock, it's getting me
blocked, and I sure don't care for irregularity.
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Cos' right now I'd do
anything to just to get my bowels evacuated
in the bathroom.
I sit
and I wait
and i strain
and I sweat
and I clench
and I feel the pain, oh.
Should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigate
d... No, no, no.
I was feeling pretty down
till my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in
every way i gotta say.
Infact I just thought I might
pop the question there that night.
I was kissing her so
tenderly, but woe is me.
Who would have guessed, her family crest
I
suddenly spy tattoo'd on her thigh,
and
son of a gun, it's just like the one on
me... Tell me
How was I supposed to know that we were both
related?
Beleive me, if i
knew she was my cousin we never would have dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and
have kids with eleven toes and
move to Alabama where that kind of thing is toller
ated. No, no, no.
I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
Try out that new
roller
coaster ride, and the guide
Said not to stand, but that's a demand that
I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
and
stood up instead, and knocked of my head you
see. Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a
major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
It's such a drag now.
I can't eat
I can't breathe
I can't snore,
I can't belch or yodel anymore.
Can't spit or blow my nose or blow my nose or even
read Sports Illustrated.
Oh no!
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya,
life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink
I can't cough
I can't sneeze
but my neck is enjoying
a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were sep
erated... No, no, no.
