You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But you wouldnt tell no one
Your favorite if you could
from the white house to the alleys
from the president down to long tall sally
Cant live with it but
Youll die without it - yes you would
Senoritas in the kitchen
Shes a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Cant stop the fun tonite, its alright
You cant start a fire without a spark
But theres something that I guarantee
You cant hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Where you look you can find it
Try to run but youre always behind it
So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till youre caught - yeah youre caught
So youll say that you had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome - you wont talk
So you telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
You know theres no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away
So full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double ds
Now you know for sure, you know the cure
To make a blind man see
