Intro:
Meet Eddie 23 years old fed up with life and the way things are going he decides to rob a liquor store but on his way in he has a sudden change of heart and suddenly his concience comes into play
Dre: alright stop now before you walk in the door of this liquor store tryin' to get money out the drawer ya better think of the consequense
(who are you?) I'm ya mothafuckin' concience
em:that's nonsense go in gather the money and run to one of your aunts cribs
and borrow a damn dress in front of a blonde wig
tell her you need a place to stay you'll be safe for days if you shave your legs
with Renee's razor blades
Dre yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to the whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
think about it before you walk in the door first look at the store clerk
she's older than George Burns
Em: fuck that! do that shit! shoot that bitch!
can you afford to blow this shit? are you that rich?
why you give a fuck if she dies? are you that bitch?
do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
Dre: man don't do it it's not not worth it to risk it
not over this shit drop the biscuit(I will)
don't even listen to Slim yo he's bad for you
Em: you know what Dre, I don't like your attitude
Intro #2:
Meet Stan 21 years old after meeting a young girl at a rave party things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom once again his concience comes into play
Em: now listen to me while you kissin' her cheek
smearin' her lipstick slip this in her drink
now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe
Dre : yo this girl's only 15 years old
you shouldn't take advantage of her that's not fair
Em: yo look at her bush does it got hair
fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
till she passes out and she forgot how she got there
Dre: man ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids
Em: no but I seen that porno that Sun Doobie did
Dre: shit you wanna get hauled off to jail ?
Em: man fuck that hit that shit raw dog and bail
Intro #3:
Meet Grady 29 years old construction worker after coming home from a hard days work he walks in the door of his trailer park to find his wife in bed with another man (what the fuck!!!)
Dre: alright calm down relax start breathin'
Em: fuck that shit you just caught this bitch cheatin'
while you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off
fuck slittin' her throat cut this bicth's head off
Dre: wait what if there's an explanation for this shit
Em: what? she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?
Dre: alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
but think about the baby 'fore you get all crazy
Em: okay thought about it still wanna stab her?
grab her by the throat get your daughter and kidnap her
that's what I did be smart
don't be a retard
are you gonna take advice from somebody who slapped De Barnes?
Dre: what'd you say?
Em: what's wrong? didn't think I'd remember?
Dre: I'ma kill you motherfucker!!!
Em: aaaaah! temper, temper
Mr.Dre, Mr.NWA,
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton yall better make way?
how in the fuck are you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
Dre: 'cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
been there, done that
aaaww fuck it ,
what am I sayin' shoot 'em both Grady,
where's your gun at
BOOM BOOM!!!
