Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his mo ment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around at St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a-time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Ana stasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a gen eral's rank
When the blitz krieg raged
And the bodies stank
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
"Who killed the Ke nnedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce my self
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
