Get on your feet an' do the Funk-y Al-phon-zo!
Fa-ther Viv-i-an O'-Bliv-i-on,
re-splend-ent in his frock,
was whip-ping up the bat-ter
for the pan-cakes of his flock.
He was look-ing rath-er blear-y.
He for-got to watch the clock
'cause the night be-fore,
be-hind the door,
a lep-re-chaun had stroked, yes...
The night be-fore,
be-hind the door,
a lep-re-chaun had stroked, he stroked it...
The night be-fore,
be-hind the door,
a lep-re-chaun had stroked, his
sma-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ahhhhn.
Stroked his smock
whch set him off in such a fren-zy,
he sang, "Lock a-round the Crock!"
An' he topped it off with a...
An' he topped it off with a...
An' he topped it off with a...
Woo, woo, woo.
Woo, woo, woo.
Woo, woo, woo.
As he stum-bled on his...
H was de-light-ed as it stiff-ened
and ripped right through his sock!
Oh, Saint Al-phon-zo would be proud of me.
He shout-ed down the block...
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Dom-i-nos Vo-bisque 'em,
Et come spear a tu-tu. Oh!
Won't you eat my sleaz-y pan-cakes
just for Saint-ly Al-fon-zo?
They're so light 'n fluff-y white.
We'll raise a dor-tune by to-night.
They're so light 'n fluff-y white.
We'll raise a dor-tune by to-night.
They're so light 'n fluff-y brown.
They're the fin-est in the town.
They're so light 'n fluff-y brown.
They're the fin-est in the town.
Good morn-ing, your High-ness.
Ooo-ooo-ooo.
I brought you your snow-shoe.
Ooo-ooo-ooo.
Good morn-ing, your High-ness.
Ooo-ooo-ooo.
I brought you your snow-shoe.
sma-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah.
Woo, woo, woo.
Woo, woo, woo.
Woo, woo, woo.
Oh, Saint Al-phon-zo would be proud of me.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Dom-i-nos Vo-bisque 'em,
Et come spear a tu-tu. Oh!
Won't you eat my sleaz-y pan-cakes
just for Saint-ly Al-fon-zo?
They're so light 'n fluff-y white.
We'll raise a dor-tune by to-night.
They're so light 'n fluff-y white.
We'll raise a dor-tune by to-night.
They're so light 'n fluff-y brown.
They're the fin-est in the town.
They're so light 'n fluff-y brown.
They're the fin-est in the town.
Ooo-ooo-ooo.
Ooo-ooo-ooo.
Ooo-ooo-ooo.
