Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I got my Hustler and don't need nothin' else
Ginger
Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah, yeah, yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
Triple-X video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The Devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja and John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro and both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest and bestiality too
We got Sade and the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, and shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens, who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch, yeah
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip through the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
(Mr. Bungle...)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was trained to fuck you baby
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby
I, I was trained to fuck you baby
I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
