the diary of horace wimp - the electric light orchestra
monday late again today he'd be in trouble
though he'd say he was sorry
he'd have to hurry out to the bus
tuesday horace was so sad he'd never had a girl that he
could care for
and if he was late once more he'd be out uh oh
don't be afraid just knock on the door
well he just stood there mumbling and fumbling
then a voice from above said
horace wimp this is your life
go on and find yourself a wife(come on horace)
make a stand and be a man
and you will have a great life plan(you can do horace)
come on horace
wednesday horace met a girl she was small and she
was very pretty
he thought he was in love he was afraid uh oh
thursday asks her for a date the cafe down the street
tomorrow evening
his head was reeling when she said yes ok
don't be afraid just knock on the door
well he just stood there mumbling and fumbling
then a voice from above said
horace wimp this is your life
go on and find yourself a wife(come on horace)
make a stand and be a man
and you will have a great life plan(you can do horace)
come on horace
friday horace this is it
he asks the girl if maybe they could marry
when she says gladly horace cries boo hoo
sunday everybody's at the church
when horace rushes in and says now here come my wife
for the rest of my life and she did
don't be afraid just knock on the door
well he just stood there mumbling and fumbling
then a voice from above said
horace wimp this is your wife
go out and find yourself a life
make a stand and be a man
and you will have a great life plan
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