Life is not a spark in space
An episode of will and grace
Controversial yet mundane
Debra's messing with your brain
Even scientologists know there's more to all of this
Search the ruins for trapped doors
Wonder what you're put here for
Simple as a hint of gas climbing nostrils as you pass
Making Harvard graduates feel childish when they laugh at it
Sour patch to acid tongue
Are you opposed to having fun?
You clench the world between your buns
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
Woah oh oh
(x2)
Your life is always the post of something else
Where is the present in the way that you present yourself?
And it's disgusting how little that you try
The existential equivalent of pink eye
Drink alone and watch TV, you're expecting harmonies
To tap your tune of silver spoons, anthem of impending doom
Guiding Satan's steady hand
Forcing beatles to disband
Its ego freaks and drama queens
The young at heart know what I mean
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
Woah
(x2)
You can do better, better than that
You're a fraud
Thank god you learned to keep your shirt on
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
You'd burn so brightly
You'd burn so brightly in the dark
You'd burn so brightly
you'd burn so, you'd burn so..
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
Woah oh oh
(x2)
You could do better, better than that
You're a fraud
Thank god you learned to keep your shirt on
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
Woah oh oh
(x2)
We could do better
We could do better
We could be the greatest band in the world
